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Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.
Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?
by Krkič January 20, 2019
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old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
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self slander

Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .
I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .
by SecretSecretary11 January 21, 2016
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self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant
by Slurp Master November 17, 2019
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