Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022

your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

by i honesty have no idea April 26, 2023

Self Lynching

An unbelievable projected image of self-martyrdom by someone clinging to their position of power. A person who is being hounded by a pack of whistleblowers, and who desperately needs to elicit sympathy from their fanatical, conspiracy believing, racist supporters who need a shred of evidence to activate their support.

All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here - a Self Lynching.

by mlhiss October 22, 2019

Self Sabotage

Rachel Zegler

I just self sabotaged my entire career because Im a narcissist, entitled, and my version of snow white is the greatest ever even though no one came to see it.

by Pigstand March 31, 2025

self-unaware-bitch

Someone who jokingly calls themself a bitch (or any other form of self deprecating humour that is intended to paint the author in a negative light) but then continues to act like one anyway without realising it

Jim-"Yeah im such a dickhead,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self-unaware-bitch,"

by MrWatermelon484 November 2, 2021

i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)

here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*

by i eat air November 1, 2025

Self-centeredness

Self-centeredness is defined as being preoccupied only with oneself or one's own affairs. It is more of being too interested in yourself and not caring about the needs or feelings of other people. -Emeasoba George

Self-centeredness is synonymous with self-obsession.

by Emeasoba George July 26, 2018