Blood Sausage 

When a person sinches a knot very tightly around the base of his/her erect penis just before ejactulation. This causes the blood in the penis to stay in the penis. The man or womans penis only becomes a blood sausage once their bigjuicyboner subsides. Since the lameduck (unerect penis) is much shorter than the bigjuicyboner and still has all of the blood from the bigjuicyboner, it looks like a plump blood sausage

Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.

Hey ya'll! My new nigger can't get a blood sausage!

Blood Sausage by nigkilla October 27, 2011

Sewer Sausage 

In Reference to Defecation. A Big Long Turd.

Check out that Sewer Sausage Coiled around the Toilet Bowl

Sewer Sausage by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008

Kerb Sausage 

A dog poo near the kerb stone of the pavement

Whilst walking down the strret the other day i stepped right in a kerb sausage.

Kerb Sausage by clunge trumpet December 12, 2010

breakfast sausage 

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

breakfast sausage by amglaw March 20, 2014

Pounding my sausage 

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

Pounding my sausage by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"

the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

buttered sausage by a silly sausage June 10, 2017

Pensacola Sausage Slammer 

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.

Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.

Pensacola Sausage Slammer by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011