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So, I am Polish girl and I want to leave Poland, people don't tolerate me and thinks that I eat cats and I am bad person :P
I’m Polish girl, I live in small village in eastern Poland and it's really horrible, I don't have friends.
by Neotune November 16, 2022
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poleshogger

An antisemitic insult towards people of jewish descent
Go back to the chamber you poleshogger!
by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022
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Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"
Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"
by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022
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Polesky

Noun
a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells or other projectiles are fired.
A large fire arm typically holding a large amount of ammunition.
“Shit is getting hot so I keep the polesky”

“They shot up the whole spot, everybody had a polesky”
by Smgslang January 17, 2023
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pollenmoon

A trip or vacation that a couple goes on before their wedding. the same as a honeymoon but beforehand.
They are so loaded they went for a pollenmoon and a honeymoon.
by Dr donothing February 2, 2023
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Polish Lawnjob

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.
She asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but I was feeling spicy so gave her a Polish Lawnjob instead.
by jagpipe willy February 4, 2023
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Pills

Shit, I would happily pay for them if I could afford the $2000 psyche evaluation that the Dr. who lied (blatantly) to my face saying that I had no record of being diagnosed or prescribed and then proceeded to leave the room with his laptop open where I was able to see that not only did he have a record of me being medicated, he was looking directly at it when he told me that he didn't have it. But, oh well...

Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Is it because the retards don't actually matter to them? They could just say I was lying about their wrongdoing and that it's 'a smokescreen I made up to get away with something.' (But they would have to be stupid to say that) They could have just thrown me under the bus. Unless, of course, I claimed that it was a set up and they were just using what I did to get away with retard sex. But how would that help me? It would turn into a 'he said, she said' type of situation. Oh! Wait! The people who are aware of the thing that THEY were doing are people who call themselves my friends and family. And they care more about maintaining their facade than the do some whore. So all they have to do to 'break the tie' is tell the truth. You there, boy. You've been watching all this time. What do you think? Do you think I need mental help more than she needs a retards fat cock in her pussy? Be honest. I mean, Aladdin could have helped an old lady carry her groceries (or something) and bought the bread, right? He's clearly the villain and nothing that anyone else does throught the rest of the story is relevant. He should focus on himself and not what Jafar is doing. You're not Jafar, Aladdin. Take your pills and let Jafar do whatever he's going to do. That's what we should all be focused on. The bread."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
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