/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.
Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.
by Kevin Mac February 15, 2007
Get the hot pocketmug. A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.
Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?
Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.
Person A: I got next!
Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.
Person A: I got next!
by Disco Missile December 6, 2010
Get the Shreveport Side Pocketmug. When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
by pole dinner July 5, 2011
Get the Mexican Spider Pocketmug. When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"
Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.
Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.
Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.
Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?
Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?
by monocledmoose January 24, 2022
Get the Frog in his pocketmug. Said youngin perfectly embodies the dictionary definition of a member of the organization and ultra- highclass pocket common referred to as the pocket watch peeps. For this child of principal, ethics, and morals is of the gentleman variety. The afformetioned boy also demonstrates sophistication, and is said to be as punctual as a pocketwatch.
by UpperclassElitest June 5, 2018
Get the Pocket Watch Peepmug. "Hold my pocket" is prison slang.
In prison, holding onto somebody’s pocket is a symbol of ownership. It means that you were owned and protected by the person whose pocket you are holding.
In prison, holding onto somebody’s pocket is a symbol of ownership. It means that you were owned and protected by the person whose pocket you are holding.
by KatzeK4 July 15, 2023
Get the Hold My Pocketmug. by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.