pineapple coke

A Coke bottle filled with piss.

Jo, don't touch that. That's my pineapple Coke

by AriUnhinged February 16, 2024

Pineapple

A cover name or a code name often used by high school girls when referring to their crush, or a person they are romantically interested in.

"Will Richard be at the party?"
"Shhh! It's pineapple, someone could hear us."

by criticalmodelove February 25, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The reason I don't set drivers on fire

Pineapple pizza makes me happy. So that I don't do bad things

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineaples

A way that a drunk person spells "Pineapple." Are you fucking high?

Mother: "Honey, would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck mom it's pineapples"
Mother: "You're pineapples"
Son: "What"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024