stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009

moon pie

When a woman bends over and her legs do not touch at the top and you can see her pussy lips under her ass cheeks.

When Nikki bent over and the sun blared through the window, you could tell she had no panties on...because you could see her beautiful moon pie.

by Frosty2073 June 12, 2006

Cherry Pie

A womens vag that is pink/red with the lips open

I ate that Cherry Pie last night and she liked it

by Panda man jr November 10, 2011

Guy Pie

A vagina on a female to male transsexual

That dude has a guy pie in them drawers

by Jock Johnson June 11, 2006

Acapulco taco pie

Performing oral sex on a female after at least three other males have ejaculated into her vagina.

After the other guys had finished, Kevin had a nice Acapulco taco pie for dessert.

by matoo December 15, 2008

Navajo Turtle Pie

When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.

Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!

by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011

mung pie

noun. The bodily substances that are ejected from the vagina of a corpse of a recently deceased woman, (preferably young), after a man jumps on her stomach forcefully. Considered a delicatessen in some states, including Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Some claim that it "tastes like chicken." By definition, one man tightly places his lips firmly around the vaginal orifice, creating a vacuum effect. Another man takes a running start, jumps on the cadaver's stomach, and creates the force necessary to expel the aforementioned contents. Before this is accomplished, all body orifices other than the vagina should be firmly sutured closed (i.e. anus, mouth, nares, and external audiory canals.)

Last Saturday night, we were bored and hungry, and Shannon suggested that Donnie and I go to the medical school and get some mung pie.

by tarheeltiger January 13, 2008