Sean Paul Syndrome

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.
Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness
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John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.
Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.
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North St. Paul

Yeah, I know this girl from North St. Paul: she's barely a sophomore with three children.
by stephdelbro January 14, 2013
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high Paul cult

a gathering of people who watched the Beatles get back movie and took a screenshot of the sleepy Paul McCartney, after which they decided to create a "cult" of high Paul
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Chris Paul Hornets

The alias name for the NBA's New Orleans Hornets. Most critics and fans have come to terms that the front office for the team will not surround Chris Paul with talented players to compete in the Western Conference.
Chris Paul Hornets Vs Chicago Bulls
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Jake Paul Illness

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness
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John Paul Stevens

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!
by Stevensfan October 29, 2008
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