When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Status Shotsmug. I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
by OfficeBoi December 15, 2010
Get the Shock shotmug. Generic term for any alcoholic beverage imbibed using a shot glass as the drinking vessel; the beverage is typically hard liquor.
Nathaniel: Hey man, give a brother a splash of that real good shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!
by Musooke August 31, 2014
Get the Shot Juicemug. by Tomeofepi June 30, 2016
Get the shot to the curbmug. When taking res hits from a bowl, smoke out of the shotty instead of the bowl, but place your thumb over the bowl hole. This allows the pot head to smoke the resin inside the bowl.
by Obviously not Kat September 6, 2010
Get the Silly Shotsmug. A way to drink alcohol.
First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.
Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.
How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.
Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.
How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
by Inventor of the Hyper Shot. August 2, 2011
Get the Hyper Shotmug. spreading your butt cheeks and consuming alcohol anally. thus bypassing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol.
by fredshark89 April 6, 2009
Get the hobo shotmug.