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Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
by Lqwidz July 4, 2023
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Boston Noodles

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)
“He said his final Boston noodles

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”
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Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.
Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.
by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023
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Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
by Wood drip August 21, 2023
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Noodle Name

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.
by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023
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Dick'n Noodle Soup

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.
My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.
by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023
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lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
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