poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band

Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...

by Stephler May 20, 2018