When a girl/guy keeps you as a side peice because your not good enough to be her/his official relationship.
by Poop poop 69 June 23, 2019
Get the Plus Onemug. by Mojo April 7, 2004
Get the curl onemug. someone who always follows your story with a better one or has things that are waaaay nicer than yours and makes sure you know about it
me: Wanna see the car I just got? one upper: Sure! Yeah, it's nice and all, I'm going to get a Lexus when my boyfriend gets back.
one upper: Your husband's truck is really nice! My boyfriend will probably get one like this, probably newer though.
one upper: Your husband's truck is really nice! My boyfriend will probably get one like this, probably newer though.
by ugh, can't believe this November 22, 2011
Get the one uppermug. by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 8, 2019
Get the Xbox Onemug. Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction
Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
by LixinLeow November 18, 2018
Get the One Directionmug. AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 25, 2017
Get the One Man'smug. by Bilby123 March 14, 2008
Get the one-timingmug.