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alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
by Man hole March 9, 2020
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Blue-Noseing

Similar to Blue Balls being blue-nosed is the act of your nose edging you to sneeze, but denying you like an angry dom. Getting *so* close to that release but bein denied.
Person 1: "Hey bro, it's my allergy season."
Person 2: "Damn bro, that sucks"
Person 1: "Yeah man, Mother nature keeps Blue-Noseing me."
by WobblyOstrich7 April 28, 2020
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Corona Nose

The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.
I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.
by jcustomcue May 5, 2020
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Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it
“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”
by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020
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Max’s Nose

An Elongated nose; resembles an elephant trunk or Pinocchio like features; Titanic's sister ship
Jesus Christ, Max’s nose has been here for three days but where is Max at?
by Jdizzle Watson May 23, 2020
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BUTTON NOSE

Fat pussy that Loves to ride allan Adam's cock at night and screams WhAt dO YoU MeAN and has anal with danielle and he does the RUNNING man across the classroom
by DYWAN Cburn May 25, 2020
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020
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