monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Dumpster Monkey

A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.

I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.

I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.

She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey

by Dwain wain November 11, 2011

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger

He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there

by sicko111 October 10, 2007

Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.

Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...

by Will_87 February 2, 2017

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

monkey cereal

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.

You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast

by Sexydimma November 29, 2013