Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.
Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin
by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
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Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.
Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway
by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019
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no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
by butthole4777 December 17, 2018
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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
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Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.
by YaDeezNutz June 12, 2019
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Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!
Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!
by thebean. December 08, 2023
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Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex
I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep
by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
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