may 11

A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.

Girl: Why is she so dumb?

Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.

by bakedbeangus October 29, 2019

May 7th

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh

The worst/holiest day of the year

May 7th

by Moss god October 21, 2019

9th of may

Its national slap ass day and all the dudes get to slap that sweet feminine ass. Especially girls called caitlin

Omg dude I cant wait for the 9th of may!

by 146q852627 May 8, 2020

May 15

This is when the hottest/prettiest people are born. They are smart yet crazy and dumb. They have a good personality. Yet there Taurus and love food. We all know Taurus and Leo’s are the most beautiful. You are a legend to be born on this day.

Stranger: “I heard you are born on May 15. No wonder you are so Cute.”
Stranger: “Thanks..” *blushes*
Stranger: “🥵.”

by Kool.stranger January 19, 2021

May 12th

MY MUMS BIRTHDAY YAY

IT IS MAY 12TH WHICH IS MY MUMS BIRTHDAY YAY EXCITING

by piratejoan May 12, 2021

sadie may

A girl who can not fight, but is always telling someone to square up. She also always has several guys hitting her phone up at once.

Sara: look what he just sent me
Jasmine: don't be a Sadie May

Sara: square up
*gets beat up*

by GoatT February 22, 2015

May 4th

National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.

Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th

Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot

by cardibiscanceled November 1, 2019