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Max

Max is a popular ass hole who wants to bring people down with him he is a fat teenager thinking that he looks cool but he is grimy and disgusting bitch
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A person who has never been heard to ask
Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask
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This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex
Don’t be such a Max!
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a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction
max has outism and is not as funny as pakal
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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
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Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
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Max is a very soft yet Outgoing person, if you ever meet a boy named max, become friends with him him will treat you carefully and protect you at all costs He’s a very genuine person Sometimes he may some something selfish but he may not mean it Most girls love boys named max because they are strong, smart and sometimes funny without maxes the world wouldn’t be the same so if you meet a max love him and cherish him.
Max is a very kind person to people he loves
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