by Crankytdog November 16, 2021

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024

The term Alpha Male is normally meant to be a thirteen to fourteen year old boy or transgender girl on the app "Tik-tok". This might also include fifteen year olds.
by Naidemoc November 13, 2018

so nice to see the reality in like of dislikes below posts wow people Sigma males I'm a Sigma and you are data to me hatters just a database about myself i need reflection it can be positive or negative it doesn't matter
by My life hello World April 15, 2023

by stephaine and allana December 31, 2009

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
