may 11

A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.

Girl: Why is she so dumb?

Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.

by bakedbeangus October 29, 2019

May 7th

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh

The worst/holiest day of the year

May 7th

by Moss god October 21, 2019

9th of may

Its national slap ass day and all the dudes get to slap that sweet feminine ass. Especially girls called caitlin

Omg dude I cant wait for the 9th of may!

by 146q852627 May 8, 2020

May 4

May 4 kiss and hug

Her: hey
Bf: kisses and hugs her
Her: what's that for
Bf: may 4

by Having um May 2, 2022

Phillip May

You all remember that email, I said I didn't send it but I sure didn't say it wasn't true <wink> michael <wink>

I am phillip May, look at my jacket

by winkleman March 16, 2004

May 11

Happy birthday Josephine just remember to watch your back I wish you the best from your friend

it’s May 11 remember to tell Josephine to watch her back

by Brilliant Barnes February 28, 2020

sadie may

A girl who can not fight, but is always telling someone to square up. She also always has several guys hitting her phone up at once.

Sara: look what he just sent me
Jasmine: don't be a Sadie May

Sara: square up
*gets beat up*

by GoatT February 22, 2015