a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
by MEHmeh August 28, 2008
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He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
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A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.
by gobenho December 31, 2008
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There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked
by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007
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Get the dice machine mug.Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
by DavidCarr November 25, 2009
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