17 of july

people born on this day are cunts that shit themselves

boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!

by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021

July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

July 22

National receive an arch pic day, today is the one day where you can get 1 free arch pic

"babe where's my arch pic"
"Why do you get one"
"Because it's July 22 duhhh"

by Yk I'm Day Guy July 22, 2024

July 15th

Abi’s birthday

Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!

by ahaowowhsbjw July 14, 2022

Ann-Julie

A bad bitch. That’s it.

This dress is giving Ann-Julie vibes

by Cla1999cla November 21, 2021

Julie

A massive slut. Cant keep herself to one guy even though she's is in a relationship, it ain't enough. And when your relationship is over she will blame you for it all. She is going to message you over and over again and trip when you dont respond even though you two are done. And when you message her back she will reply with mind your own business. She is as toxic as toxic can get stay away from her

OMG she fucks everyone she's such a Julie

by Alexander is a pussy June 10, 2022