Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.

I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.

by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy

Dick

Jerk on his jimmy

by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019

Jimmy

That one annoying boy.

"Wow, he's such a Jimmy!"

by hello, my name is _____ November 13, 2020

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

jimmying

rubbing an erection between two people standing closely together in a public setting.

"Where's Greg?" "Oh, you didn't hear? He was arrested on a train jimmying two college girls during rush hour!"

by Urbandictionary2021 April 25, 2021

Apricot Jimmy

To wank off a homless man with a handfull of apricot jam.

"did you hear? Sally gave that hobo an Apricot Jimmy for half a sandwich!

by MadHa77er November 2, 2021