Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Jebs

used as an insult

look at salma, such a stupid jebs

by yeahagahahah January 12, 2022

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Jebsniff

New word instead of hot, pretty, beautiful.
Could also be used for when food is spicy.

“Oh my god, look at her she’s so jebsniff”
“Wow, this curry is really jebsniff”

by jebbbbbbsnifffffff January 20, 2022

Jers

Something that is nice.

That’s jers bro.
those pants are jers

by jers January 22, 2022

jerb

talking to someone

i jerbed to her about going to the movies

by luke.g January 31, 2022