jacob

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

by jbossing March 9, 2021

Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.

I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.

by Custer dude January 7, 2020

jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.

elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..

by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021

Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 20, 2021

Jacob

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!

Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop

by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024