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Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head
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Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe
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Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
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animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.
uhg.. that guy is such a jordan
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Jordan has black and highlights in his hair he's very bad he is a trouble maker he pulls girls and he has geenish eyes very loving and once you go out with him you will never want to break up with him
Omg who that he is so cute ...... u talking about him....yes.....oh gurl thats jordan hella fine
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theres jordan always got them big ass pants
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A Jordan is a kind, sweet, smart, and caring girl who always has something to say. Jordan will never give up, and always encourages people to do their best, even if she is a shy girl! She often feels embarrassed around others, but close to her friends she always acts like herself. Guys LOVE Jordan! They drool over her, or in a friend / sibling way they like her! She’s always so sweet to others, you’ll forget about any trouble she has done, which is rare!
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“She is such a Jordan, I knew at first sight!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”
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He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
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