Skip to main content

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
mugGet the Ur girlfriend a trap mug.

Covid death trap

A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19
That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.
by Sidogg July 11, 2020
mugGet the Covid death trap mug.

Ur Pap a Trap

The forbidden insult. Only to be used in dire situations.
John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"

Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
by PeffdaddyD May 11, 2018
mugGet the Ur Pap a Trap mug.

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
by Spandex67 January 30, 2018
mugGet the bear trap fart mug.

Venus flesh trap

Bob: Hey how was your date last night?

Jim: Got my cock caught up in a venus flesh trap...I think it's broken dude
by Ad Hominem April 13, 2017
mugGet the Venus flesh trap mug.

human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.
After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap
by FlyTrapGod November 1, 2019
mugGet the human fly trap mug.

cat trap house

A house where cats run shit and the human is merely a tenant.
Hey bro, are you going to the cat trap house meow?
by BigBad KittyKat December 25, 2015
mugGet the cat trap house mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email