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Fistianity

noun; A monotheistic religion with its primary focus upon the magical color changing ogre Fist. It is believed Fist came from the heavens wielding his mighty hammer and created the solar system as we know it today. For his actions Fist was cast from the heavens and is currently walking the Earth in a mortal coil to eventually enact his vengeance for his exile.

Four demi-goddesses also are widely renowned in Fistianity. They are Petal, Awry, Radnor and Eliel, they are Fist's wives. Each one resembles a pool of power granted to them by Fist before his banishment. It is prophesized that these four shall ultimately regrant Fist his godlike powers.

Followers referred to as Fistians.
"Did you say you were a Christian?"

"No I follow Fistianity, I'm actually a Fistian."
by Fist Shattermountain February 15, 2010
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Fists of fury

The Fists of Fury. Best. Band. Ever. Learn more about them at www.thefistsoffury.com

their site is also a ripoff of realultimatepower.net but it's still cool.
The Fists of Fury have a hotass bass player
by FistLover December 5, 2003
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fistounia

crisps made from nuts and potatoes
the fictional character koumpare eats alot of fistounia (potatoe chips ) and has a slight fetish with them . when koumpare eats these fistounia he goes crazy and does the silliest things (see www.koumpare.bigbig.com) for examples)
koumpare gobbled down the fistounia

the shopping list consisted of bananas watermelon and fistounia
by kyrios horkatos September 10, 2005
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fistclick

verb.

sort of like a high-five, but you keep your hand in a fist when it taps your friend's fist. it can be used as a greeting or a goodbye like aloha.
shawna: hey, what it do!
fistclick is engaged, the convo continues...

colleen: well, i gots to get my hair did...i'm chunking the deuce.
fistclick again.
by morgunk November 8, 2008
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Fistoochi

Fiz-two-gee
This word is used to describe when someone writes a piece of text that is littered with punctuation errors, is grammatically incorrect and does not meet the subject matter whatsoever.
1. Oh my God! This is fistoochi text! I cant use it!
2. This text is full of fistoochi
3. These banners are fistoochi banners

"Forex affiliation is not peanuts"
"Come paint your wagon"
by bonano December 10, 2008
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fistafury

eric and eric and eric is fistafury
by StorieandTiffany January 6, 2008
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fistslap

the act of striking someone with the back of youre fist
back the hell up or you're going to get fistslapped
by ninjat April 3, 2010
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