the facebook 15

The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.

It's fun reconnecting with friends but my clothes don't fit ever since I gained the facebook 15!

by rison May 19, 2009

facebook offical

when somebody says something and it is on facebook

Him and i are dating its facebook offical.

by Chivaun Snyder January 21, 2011

Facebook jail

Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.

This is Steve, I am in Facebook jail for 7 days. This is my brothers account.

by Ravenland May 29, 2018

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

facebook chatted

Having talked to someone on facebook chat

She facebook chatted that hot guy Evan last night and casually brought it up in conversation to her friends.

by honeypig February 28, 2009

Facebook Christian

Refers to "Christians" who will "Like" any picture of Jesus, because it involves almost no thought and even less effort, but who post arguments against Bible verses or in support of things that go against Biblical principles. In essence, a Facebook Christian is like a Lip-service Christian, except even worse, because a Lip-service Christian at least knows Bible verses and can talk a good game, whereas a Facebook Christian only knows how to "Like" pictures of caucasian, hippie Jesus posted by such pages as 1-800-Smak-dat-hoe and FML Daily.

Liking pictures of Jesus only makes you a Facebook Christian; you have to actually believe what the Bible says to be a Christian.

by JustAnotherGuy March 27, 2013

Facebook Inception

When one is facebook "creeping" or "trolling" through another's profile and begins to view other profiles at random until they end up on a profile with no idea how they got there.

"Man I was looking at John's new bitch on facebook and she had some hot friends I was checking out...before I knew it I was looking at a Japanese man from Australia...fucking Facebook Inception man!"

by ajaxthewolf January 8, 2012