Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.

Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.

by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019

Ethan

An overall great guy,can be a bit shy at times but get to know him he has a great sense of humour,he gets a bit anxious at times and can sometimes be a bit angry or depressed but deep down he’s an amazing guy

Guy 1: that guy is such a jerk

Guy 2: don’t worry bro he’s an Ethan he looks like a douche but he’s an amazing dude

by Bighaynesy November 12, 2020

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021

Ethan

Nobody likes him

Nobody likes Ethan

by H3lloH3llo October 27, 2019

Ethan

A tiny Jew that likes big penis, is secretly a trans gender and likes to fuck other Ethan’s, usually the tall mop heads

“Holy fuck ethan is a bitch”

by ILikeBigMemea January 22, 2018

Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019

Ethan

The Scariest man you will ever meet

girl one: Ahhhh help ethan is chasing me
Ethan: I'm gonna put the rusty nail in you bitch

by Finestlmp November 05, 2019