december 29

big black chuncky men are born on this day

its december 29!! happy bday raquis!! you big black chuncky man!!

by zaddywaddy69 May 31, 2023

December 23

Tell your best friends you love them

You: i love you bestie
Bestie: I love you too but why are you saying that
You: because is December 23!!

by Essie12345678901234567890 December 15, 2021

December 15

December 15 is the day we all start slapping the oldest boy in the family.

Stop hitting me
Sorry it’s December 15

by Abdifatah mohamud December 15, 2019

December 6

Kiss your girlfriend

Me: have you got a kiss from your girlfriend?
Friend:no why?
Me: it’s December 6

by Abz981 December 4, 2021

December 15

National tell ur crush u like them no matter what u HAVE TO TELL THEM

Hey jack it’s December 15 you have to tell ur crush u like her

by I’malwaysrightgoodluck December 14, 2020

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

December 15

national kiss your best friend day!
go kiss your best friend! do anything you want

betty: hey liz! its December 15!
liz: omg! come here!!
betty: okk :)

by allie2.0 December 14, 2021