Caperistic

When u cap so hard

She do like me no caperistic

by Donteeeeeeeeeeeeee123 December 21, 2019

Cape Horn

A codeword for Korean Porn
like k-pop, but instead it's k-porn

Me: Hey bro let's travel to Cape Horn it'll be great I promise.
Friend: Sounds like a plan, how big's your TV?
Bystanders: *wtf does a TV have to do with traveling to Cape Horn?*

by DrAwesomedlo00 December 21, 2019

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020

Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.

Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.

by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020

Caper

A flower bud that’s found primarily in the Mediterranean region. They grow in the ocean, mostly around coral reefs. Because of global warming and the shrinking/death of the coral reefs around the world, capers are considered endangered. The ocean gives them their salty flavor. Next time you eat capers, think about saving the ocean.

Girl: Damn these are some salty capers! Where’d they come from, the ocean?

Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!

by caperbot12 January 24, 2020

Capers

The bud of a bush that grows under water, in and around the Mediterranean region. This bud is used to flavor dishes around the world. They are found near coral reefs, so we need our reefs to stay healthy!

These buds must be capers!

by caperbot12 January 24, 2020