When you try to do self-checkout, but then they
say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and
check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking
cold/flu!"
In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to
go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel
like an
idiot.