Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Candy cane kiss

A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together

Friend 1: Bro I just had a candy cane kiss with my hoe
Friend 2: Ew u dirty nigger what the fuck

by naonmi November 12, 2023

Candise

The girl of my dreams. Can't stand her.

Candise be a dream, or is this nonfiction?

by NightRyda November 19, 2023

Candy cane

A man spread dick pic with multiple filters

Person 1: Have you seen his candy cane?
Person 2: yeah I like it with the black and white filter

by tickler9898 January 16, 2024

Candy Stripper

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)

Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!

by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024

Candise

A beautiful reflection of me.

When I look into the face of Candise's soul portals, I see myself in her, and she See's herself in me. We are 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. We are one in the same.

by NightRyda January 29, 2024