Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.

He's such a Brandon crow.

by Hgfdz November 2, 2020

Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.

Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!

by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020

Brandon Hale

When you total your shit

He just Brandon haled it!!

by Cooper Brick November 13, 2020

Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon simps for patience

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020