Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.

There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG

“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”

by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020

Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.

'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp

I’m good with ladies I’m a Brandon. A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.

wow that is so brandon

by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021