Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay

brandon shut up

by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022

Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021

Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

Brandon Morales

he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces

Where are you

Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales

by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022

Brandon

Crackhead cunt and is a bit of a prick.

Wow he’s on his 10th line of md, must be a Brandon

by Gstens March 13, 2019