The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023
Get the Big Dick Bandit mug.An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
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Get the Big Dick Bandit mug.The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit is a big black nigger that goes around Ohio tickling people's butt cracks and sometimes on special occasions, their holes.
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Get the Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit mug.he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow
hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone
by willam berks June 4, 2024
Get the bone marrow bandit mug.Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Chicago Freestyle Bandit mug.Established in Alberta Corrections in 2025 by an inmate in administrative segregation that has grown rapidly in size. They go by 242 BDB. Although it sounds like a joke, these guys are serious and have ties to other institutional gangs. There are 7 original members. 1 president, 1 Vice President and 5 other original members. All members are selected by the President or Vice president, or sponsored and prospected by other full patch members
Big Dick Bandits baby 242 BDB Est25. FSCC Crew ERC Crew. "No common Enemies" is their Credo. OG's- Junez, C-Hix, El-Mo, Syd, T, No name, Solo
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