Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

by mruptownman May 22, 2018

Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.

It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!

by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011

the sly boob fairy

a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.

"Damn where's my nipple? The sly boob fairy must have struck again".

by $lyd@wg11 January 8, 2011

free your boobs!

the same as "put off your bra".
used between ladies to help them look sexier/

if you wanna get him - free your boobs!

by ontherooftop July 9, 2009

sweaty boob rash

itchy....red....sweaty,,,smelly rash under ur boobs

My mom has sweaty boob rash all summer.

by dillysgrill January 5, 2008

Boob job

Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9

Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate

by King_of_Hearts_Tim November 14, 2019

boobs day

The day that all men and women can stick their heads in a woman's boobs for as long as they like

It's on the 14th of april

My guy got face cramp after sticking his face in veronica's boobs for boobs day

by Biily_the_gost May 25, 2018