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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
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Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy
Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop
by NoobutMax March 21, 2023
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Bloobie

A slang word used as another term for "saggy tits"
"Holy shit, Jims mum has massive bloobies!"
by Bendy piece of re-bar April 2, 2023
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Bloody Drip

Newborn Son or Daughter of the Blood gang see "blood drop"
"ima bloody drip but I ain't blood" -bloodydripp (heavyweight freestyle)
by anonymous April 6, 2023
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Blobby

Slang Term for A Homunculus from dead cells that is really stressed.
Ugh, hi, blobby the homunculus, peckish sludge ball.
by Mixels April 26, 2023
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Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023
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bloody haider

by anus-hka May 27, 2023
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