to bide

The same as biting but it just counts for ears

Parent:If you don’t go to bed immediately Joe Biden will come and try to bide your ears off!

by Thestepsisunstucker March 30, 2021

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021

Joe Biden

Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.

Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.

by O_Dolly November 23, 2021

Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.

Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.

by Tagger:P December 7, 2021

Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.

Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.

by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022

redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.

Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco

by Assquatch May 5, 2022