a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'
by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 09, 2006
Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
by ATSW November 02, 2009
by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005
by Matt Trotter October 15, 2008
by Us February 07, 2005
1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
by Dubiks May 23, 2019
someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted
by bignigga44 November 07, 2018