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Caucasian-Asian

Like a white "Tiger-Mom"; A white person who adopts Asian cultural characteristics, especially in regards to perfectionism, discipline, and disappointment when their children are not perfect.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian.
by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022
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Asian invasion

A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools
(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely
by Josh magosh February 26, 2019
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Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low
Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !
by Asian jacked April 9, 2019
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wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or who nicknamed chyna is a Asian wannabe when they know they born some other race that’s not Asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean
Someone named Asia or Chyna is a wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
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asian

the superior race :)
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.
Have you seen that dude,

The asian one?
Yeah,
OMG YES THEIR SO HOT
by juiceboxontop April 25, 2024
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Light asian

an asian that acts like a lightskin
"Yea that guy shawn's a light asian"
by willshawn August 6, 2020
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