smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

teddie bear

A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.

I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.

by teh teddie December 20, 2014

Teddy Bear

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"

Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?

by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016

Becca Bear

A nickname of "Becca" given by her very very annoying friends in a form of idiotic alliteration. This nickname is meant with good intentions but will most likely annoy the intended recipient. The recipient of the nickname Becca Bear is most likely the sweetest, smallest, most amazing strawberry-blonde peach of a person.

Anushka: Hey have you seen Becca Bear today?
Eve: Oh yeah, she said something about buying a baby cow
Floyd: she what???
Malia: I-

by HummingbirdWords February 7, 2022

hugga bear

a very very morbidly obese person. usually wearing clothing too small for them

Look at that hugga bear over there in Daisy Dukes.

by mspie April 3, 2006

bear claw

When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.

We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.

by suffer247 May 25, 2009