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Thomas Sarsfield

Thomas sarsfield is a stupid little cunt who thinks he’s a genius and has the nickname mr google
Don’t do a Thomas sarsfield
by Rihanna oaks March 13, 2022
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Calvin Thomas

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
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Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
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Thomas

A Gorgeous boy who will break your heart in moments time, but don’t tell him this, as he would feel horrible about it. He’s a great person. He acts very flirtatious with you even though he said he’d still treat you “like a friend.” If you’re sad he’ll do anything he can to make you laugh, even if that just means kicking your seat. He probably listens to some pretty epic music, and maybe he plays bass guitar. He’ll have just enough in common with you to where you’re sure he’s the one. But he’s probably not. We’ll see.
Person One: you know Thomas
Person Two: yeah, he’s epic
by theauthorguy February 29, 2020
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Thomas

Thomas is an amazing person, knows how to make you smile n laugh, literally perfect in every way possible. Smart, kind, funny as heck.
Is a very special hooman being 😆❤️
Thomas is dee best
by Nah hush ueuc September 1, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is the type of guy that is super hot and everyone like and he has lots of friends and is that one crackhead at the lunch table that makes up the most randomest shit ever and doesn’t laugh at his own jokes
Bradley: Hey Thomas what’s up.

Thomas: I fucked your mom last night.

Bradley: that’s hot
by thomasclipz_yt on TikTok February 16, 2020
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Thomas

A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.
Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
by Afghanistan(Gay ppl suck) November 6, 2023
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