Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances

"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"

by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021

Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.

I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.

by Samoa Cookies April 25, 2016

cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear

"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"

by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014

Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids

I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .

by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018

send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress

Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you

by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024

cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.

Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.

by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 17, 2021