Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

by Joseph Blackman November 18, 2020

The ATF Can Suck My Dick

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

by hecker heck September 14, 2018

Can this day get any worse?

Within the Dhar Mann cinematic YouTube, any character that mentions this or any similar phrase at the end of the video will be cursed with further bad luck for the rest of their life.

James the Waiter: Can this day get any worse?
Charlie from the IRS shows up to discuss about unfiled taxes and tips.
James the Waiter: *Screams*

- Quote from “WAITER WON’T SERVE Poor Looking Man”

by TheMysteryQuote May 1, 2023

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004