french my asshole

french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.

Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)

Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.

by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

French military victories

none

None as in there are no French military victories

by The guy next to the guy October 17, 2008

cut your french

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland

conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.

by ellecon August 17, 2011

French Military Victories

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?

This implies that there have been no French Military Victories

by Miapants June 18, 2008

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004