virgin harry

Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.

Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!

Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?

by segin December 31, 2013

Virgin

NOT MEEE!!!!!!!!!
can i geta congrats please

But pray for friend man, he's struggling

"I aint a virgin no more"
"Fuck off"

by Sillylimpcokk April 10, 2020

Virginity

Something I lost last night

I lost my virginity .

by AESDRTFYGUHIJOKM,L March 15, 2021

theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009

experienced virgin

Virgins that take it up the nr.2

You are such an experienced virgin.. you take it up your ass all the time!!!

by ifr-ifollowroads September 13, 2016

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025

virgin

virginity is a mindset.

aarushi: shutup u virgin
incel chad: wdymm virgin, im not a virginn we literally held hands last night??!/!!??!
aarushi: yes but ur a trump supporter, hence why u are also classified as a virgin.

by masked monk fr November 28, 2020