Urban Gardening

The activity of smoking a joint in a city type area. Usually you get a few of your hoodrats in your crew and blaze the streets

"Yo man want to go urban gardening?"
"Dude like plant some chrysanthemums?"
"No the other urban gardening. Don't be ignant"

by wootwoot3 April 15, 2010

urban design

A cult consisting of college educated civic engineering enthusiasts, who usually work for architects, developers, or politicians, who belive the answer to all social ills is through the destruction of classic or historical buildings and (affordable) spaces, to be replaced with a modern (or post-modern) design of buildings, neighborhoods, and public spaces that are high rent, unaffordable, but considered utopian by their proponents. Upon challenging these notions on the basis of historical preservation, or as a critque against gentirfication, epthets like "stuck in the past" and "Republican" are offered ad hominum.

I'm sure the Mexicans would love our urban design elements in our mixed use building plan, once we are allowed to raze the existing neighborhood.

by eugene August 25, 2009

urban sausage

A man who has fornicated with many females in a sexual nature. Similar to the man whore or man slut.

Jebediah is the urban sausage of the Amish community.

by Nipples the Clown December 23, 2003

urban beautification

An oxymoron. Very simply stated.

Only a 800,000,000 megaton MIRV can bring about "urban beautification."

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

urban outfitters

An overpriced chain store, found at most malls, that knocks off vintage clothing and independent designers while raising the price to something only hipsters supported by their suburban parents, and yuppies can afford

"Dude, the $60 plaid shirt I just bought from Urban Outfitters is dec as hell!"

by jerome12345678 July 4, 2009

URBAN DICTIONARY

Online Dictionary , Written by ignorant people, with defenitions mostly used or made up that, fuck knows how they got them. Mostly Funny.

Mike -"Hey Jhonny I went to Urban Dictionary Online and found out that white people are known as "crackers".

Jhonny-"Damn, We are Crakers?"

by The Wiser One June 11, 2009

urban champion

freeman of the nighborhood, a criminal.

Look at him.. he's so scary.. I bet he's the urban champion here!!

by C-Flo February 5, 2004