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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.
My half-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.
My step-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina
My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes
by Cre8ical February 17, 2024
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uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
by Not Karissa August 26, 2018
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Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris
Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off
by 256steveb January 25, 2022
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