Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023

Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.

Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD

by julian rampual March 1, 2024

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Pud Wood

A fat obese 26yr old virgin

That guy gets no bitches!, he must be a Pud wood

by VALVBALVLA August 17, 2022

Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.

"Lets go get some wood"

by Loneplar March 1, 2022

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019